So you’ve decided to travel to Melbourne, you’ve checked all the travel comparison websites, clicked on deal after deal then once you’ve made that decision you’ve done the same rigmarole with hotels.

After a long nap to get over the stress of clicking, booking, typing in your credit card details its then time to sit back with a big glass of wine and pat yourself on the back because what you thought would only take an hour tops to complete has taken half the day.


Did you get stuck in a time vortex?

It’s only a holiday booking that you are making after all, it’s not as if you’re trying to solve a big mathematical or science problem under the duress of being in front of a crowd of academic peers whilst the sweat begins to form and trickle down your forehead.

Hoping that you’ll crack, cry and run of the stage admitting that you don’t know what X equals and you don’t care about the press article that’s being written about you as you stomp off the stage and that there’s a video of your antics that is currently being uploaded to YouTube for eternity but it’s taking its time due to the slow NBN. And now you want to run back home and wipe that white board clean and weep in your bed.

Anyway I digress.

This blog article is about what I did when I went to Melbourne once I disembarked from the airplane and into Tullamarine Airport in Melbourne.

Coming out of the airport and after collecting your luggage you have various travel options available to you.

The cheapest one and one that I used was the sky bus.


A ticket costs $19.00 and this took me in the city and stopped at Southern Cross Train Station. From there it was only another $11 to my hotel via a taxi.

Here is a copy of the current time table which is correct at the time of this article being published

The hotel which I stayed at was the IBIS hotel. I opted for an apartment room. Whereby I had a kitchen, a fridge and a microwave. I also put in a request for a hot plate which was ready and waiting for me inside my room.


If you join the Accor loyalty program

you can then join their free WI-FI network. You can get free WI-FI because you have become a loyalty card member.

On your phone or tablet, you simply select IBIS hotel from the WI-FI network it will then take you to a screen where you simply enter your hotel room number and your name and hey presto you now have free WI-FI for the duration of your stay.


From where I was staying there was an Aldi at the following address

501 Swanston St, Melbourne VIC 3000


Saturday          8:30am–8pm

Sunday              8:30am–8pm

Monday           8:30am–8pm

Tuesday           8:30am–8pm

Wednesday     8:30am–8pm

Thursday         8:30am–8pm

Friday               8:30am–8pm

Just around the corner there was a Woolworths Metro at the following address and which opened longer hours

160 Swanston St, Melbourne VIC 3000


Saturday          7am–12am

Sunday               8am–10pm

Monday           6am–12am

Tuesday           6am–12am

Wednesday     6am–12am

Thursday         6am–12am

Friday               6am–12am

Located directly opposite me where the famous



Melbourne is also known for its food laneways and shopping arcades here is a comprehensive list of the places to visit


To get around Melbourne you can always hop on the free city tram which travels around in a circle. If you want to travel on other trams where there is a cost, then you can purchase what they call a MYKI and more information can be found here

Here is the current time table up until the 31st of December 2018–1537557014/timetable.pdf




Eating out I chose to eat here now to find this place, here to Bourke Street Mall and find the H & M and it’s just down the side of it. I had a great pizza there which was divine.


Melbourne GPO, 350 Bourke St,

Melbourne VIC 3000

(03) 9654 3639

When I went to St Kilda (via a tram) I had a burger meal and a beer for $19!

The place was called

95 Espresso Bar

Their address is 95 Acland St, St Kilda VIC 3182

Phone: (03) 9972 7123

Saturday 8am–1am

Sunday 8am–11pm

Monday 7:30am–11pm

Tuesday 7:30am–11pm

Wednesday 7:30am–11pm

Thursday 7:30am–11pm

Friday    7:30am–1am

One thing that I did discover is that dotted around the CBD are volunteers who are armed with maps and information and they wear red are very easy to spot!

They look like this


Check out this link for more info on what Melbourne has to offer

Or you can check out the Melbourne Visitor Centre located at

Federation Square, 2 Swanston Street, Melbourne City VIC 3000 other services that they can offer can be found here

or you can check out the Visitor Hub

Melbourne Town Hall
90-130 Swanston Street
Corner Little Collins and Swanston streets
Melbourne 3000

Operating hours
Open daily from 9am to 6pm
Good Friday 10am to 5pm
Closed Christmas Day

Telephone 03 9658 9658 (Monday to Friday only)

Email: for tourism related enquiries

Carry on the Conversation

What are your thoughts? Do you have anything to add to my list of places to go and visit whilst in Melbourne?

Let me know in the comments below.

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Thank you for reading and I will see you next time for more thoughts from across the spectrum.

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